2010

No more college fund

If you ever want to have plumbers in Lancaster come out to your house then you should have children. I have had so many plumbers come out to my house because of so many things that my children do that it is ridiculous. I can’t believe how much money I have spent on plumbers and I feel like instead of funding my children’s college fund, I am funding their children’s college fund. It just isn’t right and I don’t know what to do with my kids anymore. I have tried a lot of different techniques with them and none of them seem to work.

Craiglist Mishap

I went to Lowes and Home Depot to find a new AC unit. They were more expensive than I thought they were so I went to the amazing world of Costco. Still, too expensive for my budget. I got the bright idea to go onto Craigslist and purchase one from some unsuspecting soul that had no idea how good my bartering skills were. This would even put me under my budget. Alas, I won a bidding war against some other air conditioning pursuant and took my trophy home. The only problem was my trophy was broken. I had to call homestead air conditioner repair to come save me from my little Craigslist debacle. I thought I was so smart. I ended up using my whole budget and dealing with Craigslist criminal. At least I called a trusty company to fix it.

I could never be a dentist

I have a lot of respect for the frisco dentist because I feel like there are a lot of people that don’t care for their teeth. The dentist then has to look in their mouths and fix them and sometimes people have a really bad odor because there is so much plaque or gross things in their mouth. I would probably gag if I had to smell someone’s mouth who has that problem. It is sad to say that because I think that is mean to say but it is the truth and it is gross to me. I take really good care of my teeth and so this is one of my pet peeves.